Things she says

The other night I was holding Calli and said something about how she is growing up so fast.

Jocelyn then said, "Calli, you are getting big and can walk like me. And when you are big you will say, No Way Jose!"

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We were coloring and watching the end of Tangled where Eugene dies and Rapunzel cries and heals him. Jocelyn asked what happened so I told her that Mother Gothel hurt Eugene and Tangled helped him feel better. Then Jocelyn said, "Eugene was hurt and Tangled went into her bathroom and got Eugene a band-aid!"

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Conversation while driving in the car:

Jocelyn: "Only cars go in the streets."
Me: "You are right. It is not safe for people, its just for cars."
Jocelyn: "If you go in the street a car will squish you and squish you and crunch you and crunch you and I will be sad. If I go in the street, a car will squish and squish me and crunch and crunch me. But my Daddy will save me. Oh, my Daddy isn't here. Oh,you can save me. Yesterday, I died!"

Where is this coming from?

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Jocelyn has started to quote movies. Her first quotes? We are at the grocery store and I ask her to get back into the cart,(huge sigh) "Fine, now I am the bad guy!" later I ask her to get in the cart again, "No mom, you will never use my hair again!." Someone likes Tangled.

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Another time in the grocery store: 
Me: Jocelyn, please get back into the cart
Jocelyn: (sign) "this is my life..."

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She was trying to put her blanket on the back of her chair one morning and it kept slipping off:

"sigh...this is not happening to me!"